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Crazy Demotivational Poster


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson hot crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed gay relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


PARANOIA -


TAGS: october challange bruce campbell evil dead army of darkness paranoia paranoid crazy
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Roamer

opiumstare - August 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
groovy :)
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:22 pm
the one to watch out for is at the end of your wrist
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:49 pm
Oh sure, Bruce is cool, but I like the poster because it's exactly how I feel. :)
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:44 am
What Mr.Random said.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 10:08 am
Anything with the Bruce Campbell chin gets a 5 in my books.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


SNAKE OIL -


TAGS: crazy harold crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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Master - May 25, 2011, 4:56 pm
Sense? Sense? I am in the business of making predictions, not that of making sense! Hmph! I am god’s special person!
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
.... Yours*
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
My god wears a hammer, you're was nailed to the cross. Any questions?
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 2:16 pm
Head of nail, meet hammer. 5bibLes
Peso - May 25, 2011, 7:46 am
Ditto. Same as Al Gore getting a D in Natural Science at Harvard. 5Ls
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 6:13 am
Finally!!!
forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:59 am
awe5ome!


THANK YOU FOR ORDERING - the Crzy Cat Lady Starter Kit.


TAGS: crazy crat
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

- August 6, 2013, 12:38 pm
Awwwwwwwwe, they're so FLUFFY! 5 kittehs!
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 8:51 am
Me too, thought it was intentional...don't sweat it and enjoy the 5L's!
Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 1:39 am

I noticed it, I thought maybe it was done intentionally for effect. I 5'd it, cuz I likez teh crzy kittehz!
Swampfox - February 26, 2013, 11:56 pm
Damit I didn't catch the missing "a" in crazy.


RAWR!! - Crazy llama will eat you!


TAGS: crazy llama
Rating: 1.54/5

More motifakes by G.O.D.

Fatty - April 16, 2009, 4:41 pm
No less crazy.
DreMagnum - April 16, 2009, 4:33 pm
thats an alpaca


Got Any Plans -


TAGS: plans day crazy ideas premeditated
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:53 pm
And a tissue!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
Oldsod - January 25, 2014, 6:22 am
Mebbe that's where I went wrong...either there, or the "with malice a forethougth" part...
CloudchaserS - January 25, 2014, 5:34 am
It's a trick, get an axe!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:31 pm
Need a tissue?
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:57 am
Ok, nasal lol spray. Dang monkey. Gonna have sinus probs all day now…aaaand a funky mustache


BULLYING -


TAGS: bully crazy psychotic fight school
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:24 pm
Very, very true. Most of the time, it's the quiet ones you have to look out for.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:23 pm
Example: ju5t look at Jeffery Dahmer. (shiver) Someone didn't pay for the bar tab like promised, and Dahmer promised him something else.... egh.
5150monkeylove - June 25, 2013, 11:29 pm
It might be a great anti bully campaign poster. Except for offending psychos and such. It would end with..."potential victim is just like you" (sweet kitty face)
rerun - June 22, 2013, 4:03 pm

still a great poster
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 3:38 pm
Thanks, RR
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:26 am

I think it is perfect as it is.
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 12:54 am
Timmmeehhh?
Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:52 pm
I don't understand how Christopher Robin, and Calvin would ever meet, much less get in a fight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2012, 3:37 am
Words I live by.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:12 am
So... Hobbes is just Tigger forgetting about his Tiggerific past?
5150monkeylove - February 5, 2011, 12:33 am
I had this pic for a while, and this was what I finally came up with. I am considering reworking and wouldn't mind suggestions. (for my FB page)
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 7:22 pm
Nice! When crazy comes, just act more crazier! They get scared! lol 5L's


VACCINATIONS -


TAGS: you re crazy man
Rating: 4.46/5

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falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:32 pm
A good immune system is one with experience.


I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




LOOK. I KNOW YOUR A NINJA! - but lets keep it out of the bed room. OW! That hurt baby!


TAGS: crazy ninja
Rating: 2.4/5

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mikeloeven - March 27, 2017, 2:52 pm
Needs more training you can still see her
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:15 pm
You're = you are.


EPIC BEARD-BEAR MAN - Epic even with the socks




DEMENTIA -


TAGS: crazy old men are awesome
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Bull

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:38 am
The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime


I AM NOT CRAZY - I am psychotic, there is a difference !


TAGS: not crazy i am psychotic
Rating: 4.9/5

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TheLeprechaun - September 1, 2011, 6:12 pm
This is exactly what my ex-fiancee said to me.


CRAZY MOMS - You better make sure their happy or you could find yourself making friends with a rolling pin.


TAGS: insane crazy nothappy
Rating: 4.14/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:52 pm
Momma not happy with your English.


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris




OR YOUR CATS -


TAGS: voices crazy sleep insanity night
Rating: 4.13/5

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djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:10 pm
Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:01 am
mine start showing movies!
falloutghoul - January 16, 2012, 6:54 pm
I know how that feels. I have a good train of thought RIGHT when I go to sleep.


TIP #3 -


TAGS: internet crazy dating
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Soulcatcher78 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice use of my image :) http://soulcatcher78.deviantart.com/art/OMFG-35720488
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:35 pm
Yep, a guy with a job AND a car... That is pure gold up here.
Greeny - July 2, 2013, 6:57 pm
You’re just underestimating your irresistibility
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
I had to block her just so the messages would stop after she threatened to block me and I did not respond. (le sigh)
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
The other was half insane, desperate, super needy, demanding, and jealous after chatting for only 3 days. Thank the Gods for giving me the intelligence to spot it before meeting. The moment I asked her to stop messaging me, she blew a gasket.
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:04 am
I was giving it another go on the online scene. I met one cool person and went out for a beer to escape the heat and had a great conversation a few days ago.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:05 am
Geeezus! Haven’t been there, but now somehow feel I have.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:22 am

been there.....omg....soooooo true.


FANATIC - A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill


TAGS: fanatic crazy churchill
Rating: 1.52/5
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 11:21 pm
FANTASTIC!!!...very good! made me lol too! 1st one that rates nothing but 5L,s! Still think someone help u with though...lol Keep up the good work.


CRAZY CHALLENGE -


TAGS: crazy challenge ex girlfriend girlfriend never
Rating: 4.62/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:13 pm
Crazy maybe, there's too much frilly stuff in that pic to be healthy, but at least she has good taste in firearms.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:07 pm
Words to live by, nice one
MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:56 am
Some reason I really think M0rd3kaI should have this hanging somewhere in his bedroom teehee.
PapaFox - December 4, 2012, 7:22 am
:-D


BOREDOM - It can lead to this.


TAGS: snake freaky snake in mouth out nose black crazy disturbing wrong lol boredom
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by i am xombie

GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 3:19 pm
Whoopi needs to get a better agent


BITCH, PLEASE! - A real man can tame even the wildest pussy. Tell 'em, Tarzan!


TAGS: jungle fever spike lee tarzan jane bitches be crazy
Rating: 4.14/5

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brianjayy - February 11, 2011, 7:33 pm
I don't recall Stallone doing Tarzan... :)
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
That tiger won't be straying into Africa again.


FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.




MOTIVATIONAL - THE COMPLETE SOLUTION -


TAGS: minigun solution crazy
Rating: 4.47/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 8:43 pm
a hammer is good enough for Tyreese (Walking Dead comic) it's good enough for me.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:15 pm
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.


COURAGE - "Courage is often lack of vision, whereas cowardice in many cases, is based on good information." Peter Ustinov


TAGS: pee police crazy guy
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by GFNeves

GFNeves - December 13, 2010, 7:24 am
thanks
fasteddie - December 12, 2010, 6:52 pm
I like the original "Symphony of the Batons First movement about to begin" better 3L
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 6:29 pm

first submission good effort dude.


THREE LEVELS OF CRAZY - Talks to self . Argues with self . No longer speaking with self .


TAGS: three levels crazy old woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that bitch!"
Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that bitch!"
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:08 am
Um, level 3 would put you right back to normal tho, wouldn't it? Maybe level 3 should be "spreads baseless lies about self".. 5L anyway


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: crazy nuts
Rating: 3.86/5

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DINOSAURS -


TAGS: dinosaurs kfc funny chicken lol weird crazy
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Ian Rust

boomboy115 - November 13, 2009, 5:25 pm
Yeah, I felt pretty lucky when i found it.
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:37 pm
That is one crispy critter


ANGRY DOG - Angry Dog, Is Really ANGRY !




9 IN 10 PEOPLE PERVERTS -


TAGS: people perverts bald crazy canadians republicans
Rating: 3.55/5

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Superjenny330 - July 30, 2012, 9:54 pm
I am neither bald nor crazy.


WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS - Who let mom have caffine!




NOOOOO!!! - What did they do to the taco bell dog!?


TAGS: dog crazy insane
Rating: 3.8/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 10:40 am
OMG! He's a little early for the zombie apocalypse but...RUN! Poor Taco died a few years ago but I guess RIP would be a moot point heehee.


Women -




INDIVIDUALITY - All it takes is one crazy s.o.b and the next thing you know everyone's doing it!


TAGS: crazy people trendsetters
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 26, 2012, 4:34 pm
Pickle it is then! I luvs pickles!
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:44 pm
You can call me what you like, miss. But please be kind, I'm a very special boy.
MissPriss - July 26, 2012, 3:42 pm
Thanks pickle...or do you prefer viper or as your name suggests...both? teehee
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 7:43 am
Haha. Major chuckle5.


Serial Toe Licker -


TAGS: licking crazy cross eyed
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by John

Hector - June 26, 2009, 1:16 pm
It's not the toes I like so much, it's the spaces in between.


GLOCK -


TAGS: glock safety handgun crazy silly
Rating: 3.19/5

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MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 8:56 pm
LOL! Pretty much :)
TheScottsMan - April 3, 2012, 8:47 pm
Well, I guess I know why "Tool" is in your screen name.
MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yeah, because the little trigger safety thingy would REALLY keep someone from pulling the trigger! geez!


EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.


TAGS: emo girls sexy crazy things
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Donsowers

AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)


CARRY ON WAYWARD SON -




ROCK BATTLE -


TAGS: rocks crazy
Rating: 4.88/5

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NoBodyZ - January 8, 2011, 6:45 pm
awsome love it 5 rocks
TheOne - December 10, 2010, 4:51 pm
heh I laughed 4L
orbitalstress - December 8, 2010, 7:46 pm
ROFLMAO
Airman - December 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
LOL


SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT - Sometimes you feel like destroying half the coastline.


TAGS: godzilla mounds candy crazy disaster
Rating: 4.5/5

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MPsniper - June 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
i KNEW that wasnt a tsunami
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 6:24 pm
lol, but now that jingle is 5tuck in my head
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:58 pm

nice re-work dude....good first effort.


TOUCH -


TAGS: find touch crazy
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by steph1

soundspinner - September 3, 2011, 4:01 am
To a lot of guys it's a big secret that they learn too late...
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:29 am
very nice! x5
forseti - April 26, 2011, 2:39 am
5weet!
rasicar - April 25, 2011, 10:48 am
Look for her heart... I know where it is. It is through the rib cage... Are you sure that touching it would be a good idea? I think it would be kind of messy to be honest. ;)
steph1 - April 24, 2011, 11:15 am
thank you RL - it's already up on motitwist
Reality Lord - April 24, 2011, 9:23 am

nice 5teph...you're posting this to motitwist as well?
steph1 - April 23, 2011, 11:41 am
thank you kindly - this isn't really such a big secret
rerun - April 23, 2011, 11:15 am

beautiful


YOUR PRAYERS - Say them




ex-girlfriend -




NIGHT ELVES -


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am
Damn it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with shotguns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Satan game!


JUST YOUR LUCK -


TAGS: fish crazy women
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:21 pm
A small-mouth bass would be nice... proportionally. Just sayin'
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:32 pm
...and it just won't get off the hook. Love it Face. 5L
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:30 pm

damn face, these are frickin solid gems your posting. is there a 6L button to hit anywhere?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:13 pm
talk to Mooo+, he can point you to where the big ones hook for $20
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:11 pm
maybe it's the size of the worm you're using
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:08 pm
I was thinking about using $20, $5 wasn't working.
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
Talk to aggy, he is the master baiter
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
My hooks still in the water. Maybe I should try some new bait.....
Feasibly - August 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
It took me 3 casts to reel one in that could tolerate me. 5L...nice one Face.
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:46 pm
LoL!
rerun - August 12, 2010, 12:45 pm

a predator shark at that....and that is a good thing
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:44 pm
so does that mean the other sharks come after you once a month?(don't smite me)
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:41 pm
@rerun: Thing is, I'm not a fish here. I'm a friggin SHARK!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:39 pm
A thought that crosses my parentals mind every time myself or one of my sibling brings a new girl home.
rerun - August 12, 2010, 12:37 pm

ummmm, we thought that too a few days ago....
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:34 pm
A thought my kids' dad has every day, I'm sure.


BALANCE -


TAGS: crazy glue
Rating: 4.89/5

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marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
5l most excellent
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 9:41 pm
Got to do what you got to do sometimes! Love it! 5 Leaning glue bottles
rerun - December 16, 2010, 9:40 pm

beautiful
Hawamleh - December 16, 2010, 8:09 pm
Nobody likes a cheat, that's why I'm throwing you in a cage with five lions.


SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.




OVER THE TOP? - Nah...it's perfect! You're so talented. (I'll humor her...go get help...NOW!) I wouldn't have thought of it myself...


TAGS: easter girl insane crazy stalker
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:26 am
A spooky 5Ls.
sickartist - April 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
LMAO that could be my ex wife.


IF I ONLY HAD OPPOSABLE THUMBS -




I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY!! - But now I can see....your nuts??


TAGS: bat shit crazy true colors
Rating: 3.43/5

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BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:08 pm
LMNO


PARANORMAL PHENOMINA - When shit gets weird, without the aid of hallucinogenic drugs




MARRIAGE 101 - All women are crazy. It's all about finding a crazy you can live with.




CREEPY PASTA -


TAGS: eyes love obsession crazy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Sho

nonanon - May 6, 2012, 2:37 am
they're so shiny...
holymoly - May 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
Fantastic. And creepy as fcuk... good show SHO.. 5L
crankyhead - May 5, 2012, 4:07 pm
Am5ome


CWTCH - Being in love with you makes me crazy, Luckily your hugs cure my insanity. I love you.


TAGS: i am so crazy hug
Rating: 3.89/5

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Cobra24 - November 14, 2013, 12:47 pm
Your cute contact me at yahoo


I'M NOT CRAZY.... -


TAGS: crazy
Rating: 2.88/5

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Worf -




INSANITY -


TAGS: crazy weird pretty disaster cubby
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 9:08 pm

wow


INSANITY - "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"




CHANGE -




MADONNA - The divorce is taking its toll.


TAGS: madonna mad onna divorce tina turner ugly crazy
Rating: 3.26/5

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spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Sorry. *Beeeeyooooooooooooooond
spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
"All we want is to graze beyond..."
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
"We don't need another Lameoooooooooooooooo"
Densaku - February 26, 2010, 7:45 pm
"We don't need another zeeeeroooo......"
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 8:47 pm
This is a crazy place to hang out. Oh yeah, I need to speak to Arrogant Knight..... alone.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
I only just found out now.... That seriously sucks. :(
rerun - August 14, 2009, 8:39 pm

then AK must be moved by tghe loss of the great Les Paul.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:38 pm
She's amsome....pause......awwwwww!
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:36 pm
A truly funny observation.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:34 pm
Actually my funny GF pointed that out....I can't take credit....she's funnier than me...
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:32 pm
Oh, because of the jet, and the waterskier... That's funny.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:30 pm
Mine's a jet....ski!
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Used to be....
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Close up of a guitar bridge... Uhh... Hardcore guitar porn?
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
Sleep if for the sleepy. mo, are you a boy?
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
OK AK....wtf is your avatar picture of?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:26 pm
See there's your problem... You don't need sleep. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:26 pm
By the looks of it....her hair....
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
sleeping.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:24 pm
You only realised this now? The fuck have you been doing?
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:21 pm
you guys are actually pretty quick witted. You amuse me. ^_^
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:19 pm
*Snicker* I still love that joke...
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
Yeah, take a load off....you could start with them extensions....'cause seriously honey? Those arm bands with that microphone?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
Oh lighten up.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
LOL MO.
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
Yeah. hilarious :|
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:10 pm
Uh-mazing. Seriously, Bria, what happened?
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:10 pm
Actually this IS Bria, after just a few short years of subjecting herself to Motifake at such an early age......too soon??
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
I know, huh?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
*Gasp*
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:07 pm
Bria gets it!
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 7:57 pm
Yes guest, and that's the joke.
guest - August 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
thats tina turner lol
Mike N Ike - August 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
I'd hit it!...With a spiked bat, until it stopped moving.
BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 5:38 am
Lmao Deltabob, "a parody of herself" I love it. She really needs to know when to stop, so does Madonna for that matter, nobody wants to see her crotch.
Woodywood03a - July 28, 2009, 11:39 pm
My god man!!! I don't care what the score is, you sir..... has failed.
Sean - December 22, 2008, 5:03 pm
I wish. * sigh *
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 4:48 pm
That makes sence... 'cause that's got to be a rubber mask.
Sean - December 19, 2008, 8:13 pm
Oh, and I was SUPPOSED to be Petula Clark. Like WTF? Madaonna? Tina Turner? HUH?
Sean - December 19, 2008, 8:12 pm
OK, very funny someone. HA HA. But I will say this in my own defense ... it was Halloween, and I did win first place in the "pop diva" division of the costume contest. So choke on it, dudes and dudettes!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 12:25 am
Oh no, tell me that's not actually Tina Turner!
Scorpio7 - December 5, 2008, 2:05 pm
If that's Madonna, then I am Moses!


Smile And The Whole World Smiles With You -


TAGS: smiles quotes crazy person fear
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - October 3, 2013, 8:44 pm
Muhahaha, thanks lg!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 8:06 pm

This. Creeps. Me. Out. 5creeps!


INTERNET DATING TIPS #2 -


TAGS: crazy shit behind cute smile
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:11 pm
Holy 5*it, that's awesome!
the1stCOMMI3 - December 28, 2011, 6:01 pm
when you see it, you'll shi- ...oop, too late
KoU - December 28, 2011, 2:21 pm
Ahahaaha the dog is nice xD
mariand - December 28, 2011, 12:02 pm
yup...amsome
maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 9:28 am
When I First Looked At The Pic I Did't See The Dog, Your Right Cropping !


SCREWBALL -


TAGS: nuts bugs bunny crazy baseball
Rating: 4.42/5

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suzieq - January 29, 2012, 4:51 pm
I thought it was the dog
Greeny - January 29, 2012, 4:42 pm
you got your bolts screwed up suzie
Sho - January 29, 2012, 3:02 pm
Baseball isn't known and played only in the USA
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:00 pm
this one is g55d, but for americans only, because for the rest of the planet, it is just a bolt and a weird-looking leather ball lol


Yaoi -


TAGS: crazy bitch
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by Shang-Po

Jingoro - December 20, 2009, 3:49 pm
Apparently Nessy has had enough of listening to teenage girls babble about girly men and gay cartoon fantasies. It looks like he’s fixing to go all water-horse on her ass.
ajli - October 10, 2009, 1:12 am
holy s**t i think that is nessy back there titus XD
irken20 - January 15, 2009, 7:23 pm
anyone else feel the urge to push her off?
Titus Pullo - January 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
Holy Crap! Is that the Loch Ness Monster behind her?!


DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Comb-Over




SOSBEE - CIA in mah brain using dare lazers and stuf http://www.sosbeevfbi.com/


TAGS: crazy sosbee laser fbi paranoid funny cia
Rating: 2.79/5

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Orion8 - August 19, 2009, 9:46 pm
Read his website... wow.. just wow


VOLCANOLOGIST -




dear mom -


TAGS: crazy cat lady mothers day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

MissPriss - May 7, 2016, 10:42 am
OMG...lmao...wait, my kitties really don't know? Well UP theirs!


STUPID -


TAGS: dumb crazy stupid boom cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

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RetiredUSNChief - March 8, 2012, 11:37 pm
Sure you can! This one's about to be fixed in three....two....one...
GreyScorpion - November 15, 2010, 10:23 am
or the person who'd leave such a comment.
carnagie - November 15, 2010, 9:32 am
Who's dumber, the idiot lighting the cigarette, or the moron watching him.


INSANO WATERSLIDE - Never in a million years would you get me to do that. To whom do I return my man-card!?


TAGS: crazy
Rating: 4.62/5

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BriaHere - April 26, 2010, 6:58 pm
I would.
Zealot - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
those things hurt your back more than your balls.... as long as you don't got a hard on
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:27 am
I was thinking more about the necrophi......I've said too much.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 1:14 am
Benefits package is apparently quite good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:12 am
I hear that contract murder pays well.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 1:09 am
Meh, I applied for both programs anyway. Lets see what accepts me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:08 am
Enjoy a job?.....that will never happen. Do what makes you the most money and enjoy your days off...that's my advice.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 1:05 am
I get bored really easily though. I would truthfully do a job where I would get paid much less if I could do something if I enjoyed more.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:05 am
I'd go with business....what kinda career can you have with a degree in English?......Just don't fuck up and end up with a dead end job like me.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 1:03 am
It's boring, tedious, annoying, and many other things. Going into either English or Business.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:02 am
That sucks.......Teacher not happy with your bj technique?
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 1:01 am
Kapersky I guess, I'm not that much into the technical stuff. I'm actually dropping out of my Programming course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:59 am
You're into computers....what's your favorite antivirus program?
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:59 am
Its a dastardly foe, hold no illusions about that. It also tends to cloud peoples minds.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:58 am
Oh....that should have been obvious.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:57 am
The whiskey.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:57 am
who switched my y's and t's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:56 am
*ya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:55 am
I hear ta....tou can check them out on myspace........(I know...Myspace?)
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:55 am
Interesting names to be honest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:53 am
He spreads himself pretty thin...but he has a lot of talent to go around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:52 am
A very old friend of mine is in a few bands. They're called Power trip. Dreads of Flesh and Eat my Axe wound......if they go to Calgary you should check them out. It's not my type of music, but you might like them.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:47 am
Lol. I actually skipped them when they opened for Motorhead and Reverend Horton Heat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:47 am
I've been to a few small punk venues. I saw SNFU in Thunder Bay and got drunk with the band after. And i saw Nashville pussy in Wpg...That's a good story, but I'll never tell it outside pm's due to legal reasons.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:43 am
And by ass kicked, I mean was just bruised and beaten after the concert due to the constant moshing.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:43 am
Two weeks ago I also got my ass kicked at an Amon Amarth concert, where the front rows were more or less nothing but moshers. There was also a couple of guys in pelts and chainmail so they could look like vikings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:42 am
You're really into some Classic stuff for a guy barely out of High school.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:41 am
Nice. Those bastards Rush are skipping us this year. I saw them on their last tour though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:39 am
I don't do concerts, But Mrs.Moooooooo is going to the NOFX show in the "Peg" tomorrow...I dropped her off yesterday.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:37 am
And for getting Iron Maiden floor seats again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:36 am
The gods hate you for wearing cowboy hats and not sharing your oil.
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:35 am
Calgary for you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:35 am
I heard you guys were having some fun weather.....+20 and sunny here all week...it's like bizarro Canada Eh?
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:33 am
Got home from work, watching some South Park since the satellites out due to a sleet storm.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:32 am
Not much....Putting the finishing touches on the PC I built yesterday...you?
MrRandom - April 26, 2010, 12:29 am
Coming from a man with experience that's saying something....... What's up Moooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 12:27 am
Worst Enema EVER!!!
rogueagent - April 26, 2010, 12:17 am
Those eyes are both memerising and creepifying . Must remember if I ever go to Brazil.
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 11:15 pm
It's in Brazil...14 stories 87degree angle
rogueagent - April 25, 2010, 10:36 pm
Meh, I'd do it, what's the worst that could happen.
rerun - April 25, 2010, 9:53 pm

gulp......think I will pass. I value my "boys" way too much.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 9:25 pm
SweetBabyJesus!! that is Insane!! 5L


Trends -


TAGS: crazy manson quote
Rating: 4.08/5

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lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 7:25 pm

Every prisoner becomes eligible for parole from time to time and attends parole hearings, where they are interviewed by members of the parole board. I can hear the conversation after he shuffles out. "Yeah. Still whacked. NEXT!"
EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2013, 3:24 pm
Now there's a guy who's judgement you can trust...


NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER -




BALLS ! - She has them !


TAGS: crazy funny
Rating: 3.87/5

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jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 4:23 pm
..or dinamite in the bag?
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:10 am
Now that's a superhero
know_it_all - March 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
so does the license plate


DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Lawnmower




KILLER CAT - You think you can steal my yarn!?!?




SHOOP DA WOOP - Dr. Phil is intense.


TAGS: shoop da woop 4chan crazy dr phil
Rating: 3.36/5
Huh? - May 2, 2009, 12:12 pm
I don't get the reference or the content but i still laughed !
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 11:47 pm
I agree. It's one of those weird but funny ones. Hey, it got a laugh!
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 11:06 pm
Very weird, but this poster pleases me for some reason...


CRAZY - Yesterday I asked him if he was insane. He said, "No, now stop interrupting the talking fairy."




INDIANS - Always doing weird things.


TAGS: indian weird freak crazy stupid forest
Rating: 2.08/5
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:47 am
The same bottom-lip-plate that Africans sometimes have - that's an interesting coincidence. Is the owl alive? Is it attached?
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:09 pm
Ok, people? You want mods to approve everything?


CAMERA VAN - I guess they'll never miss a moment.


TAGS: camera van crazy wtf
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Trypp969

MPsniper - September 1, 2011, 6:03 pm
Brenda Priddy & Company would be envious of this buggy. "spied today"
Kspace - September 1, 2011, 9:16 am
5 L because it looks like something out of Max Headroom
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 7:48 am
Cameraception?


NAZIS - Not Quite. But Just As Cool.


TAGS: pink floyd nazis bob geldof roger waters crazy
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by pink

what the fuck? - August 16, 2009, 10:34 pm
is that Bob Geldof?
Terrankar - May 9, 2009, 4:11 pm
Bring down the wall.
WTF - March 25, 2009, 3:58 pm
Your exquisite wife and mother, Fills me with the urge to defecate!
McTicklefartson - November 23, 2008, 3:32 pm
...mom?
Auda - October 1, 2008, 8:47 pm
HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:03 am
Hey! Why does that mime have so many microphones? Mimes can't talk!


CIRCUMCISION - I Fear She's Meshugge




UNTAMED -




crazy -


TAGS: crazy psycho manson dwight frye
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 10:10 pm

My absolute favorite scary movie.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:01 pm
"Ratssssss...thousands... MILLIONS of them..." played by the incomparable Dwight Frye (1899-1943)
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 7:49 pm

You two have really inspired me to try to make one along these lines! Been thinking about a favorite quote about this since you put the first one up.
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 2:17 pm
We are the Chosen Ones, Bobb.....
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 11:23 am

Ack~~it's Renfield~~arguably MUCH scarier than Dracula.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:14 am
You must be a mind reader...now I HAVE to do a poster idea I toyed with yesterday...


COCOA PUFFS -


TAGS: crazy about those cocoa puffs
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:55 am
Take that crap to politifake... commie!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:42 am
must be the republic hacking into the systems again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2010, 1:42 am
*your
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2010, 1:41 am
I' m with Aggy.....stop posting you're cup sizes!!!!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:40 am
the extra stuff at the end of my comments. I do not know I do not type them in they just appear.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 1:39 am
Yep. I see them as well. WTF?
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:36 am
the numbers?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:34 am
Alright you pain in the ass motherfuckers... what's with the numbers... I'm not getting it, and I'm quite frankly as annoyed and out of touch as... well, Peter Fonda in On Golden Pond.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:29 am
look that is a trap. Do not do itt=22mit=221
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:09 am
everyone should have learned their lesson when they googled veri knotty
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:06 am
It's OK, I warned them for you.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:04 am
i didnt do the search. Having issues posting did not get to warn the fleet.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:59 am
No problem. Let me grab my crowbar.
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:57 am
I've got somethin' in my teeth. Can you get it out for me?
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:54 am
Why, you need to cough up a furball?
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:48 am
I will now refer you to my avatar.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:48 am
Heh, heh.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:47 am
It's a trap! And the admiral is sleeping on the job!
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:47 am
You seem to forget with whom you are dealing. Still a n00b. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
enjoy......... goodnight
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
I refuse to put the word pole in an image search
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:45 am
google images for control pole
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:44 am
If 'googling' pole dancers is a job sign me up!
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 12:43 am
hmmmm?????
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:42 am
wow! I googled it and it had many diff things. even pole dancers! I love my job!
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:41 am
As if.
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:40 am
google control pole for a complete understanding. THIS time it wasnt a rod reference
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:38 am
Monkeylust, you can be sick sometimes.
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:37 am
that was 10 times better than both of my uses of that pic! 5 control poles!
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
This is great!


SECRET OF MY SUCCESS -




Weekend Survival Kit -


TAGS: weekend survival wine crazy straw
Rating: 4.8/5

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falloutghoul - April 18, 2013, 6:15 pm
This Saturday is 4/20. ;-)


STATISTICS SAY -


TAGS: statistics data society crazy psycho
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by DonnieBluesky

Pikeman - January 17, 2013, 9:19 pm
No worries here 2 hold me down and the other forces the meds down my throat.
ughomer - January 17, 2013, 5:51 am
Send us more, Donnie! 5L on this one.


Shhhh... -


TAGS: parrot watermelon crazy speaks bird
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by jabbermule

GaryO - February 20, 2014, 11:38 pm
Jabbermule, you woke the sleeping melon! (grab an avatar. Yer rollin’)
spacedog - February 20, 2014, 9:48 pm
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now I hear it too!
Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:07 pm
hi


EYES WITHOUT A FACE -




A DAY AT THE BEACH -


TAGS: china beach crazy asians cubby
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 12:53 am
I am :)
agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:39 am
Cropping a feel? Sounds like you're shaving them first, Cubby! LOL! 5L!


POKEMON AIRLINES -




BIPOLAR - I have Bipolar Disorder, But I am not crazy ...




A crazy guy -




THE INTERNET WARS - It was destined to end like this!


TAGS: war comp internet crazy mad
Rating: 3.05/5

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msouth - January 29, 2010, 12:38 pm
Looks like another verse for the "ultimate showdown" youtube.


THREESOME? - Not always good.


TAGS: crazy insane zombie women girls
Rating: 2.69/5

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anon - May 18, 2009, 12:57 am
id hit that


DVNO - Four Capital Letters, Printed In Gold, Just To Make The Girls Sweat, Even More.




PHOTOSHOP - Beacause it's just too fun giving people mustaches to leave it alone.




FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.




DESOLATION -


TAGS: agdaniele desolation confusion crazy bird
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - December 10, 2010, 5:49 pm

well golly now didn't that happen....5L
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 5:33 pm
beauty


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